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Application for Grant of Australian Citizenship

You must answer 75% (28 or more out of 37) of these questions correctly in order to qualify for Australian Citizenship

  - How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?
  - When packing an Esky do you put the ice, or the beer, in first?
  - Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:
    - At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a pudding you could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat.
    - A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze. And ham. In 40C heat.
    - Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather continues fine.
  - How many beers in a slab?
  - You call that a knife, this is a knife.
True or False?
  - Does "yeah-nah" mean
    - "Yes and no"
    - "Maybe"
    - "Yes I understand but No I don't agree"?
  - The phrases "strewth" and "flamin' dingo" can be attributed to which TV character?
    - Toadie from Neighbours
    - Alf from Home & Away
    - Agro from Agro's Cartoon Connection
    - Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers?
  - When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages
    - Once or twice
    - As often as necessary to cook
    - After each stubby
    - Until charcoal?
  - Name three of the Daddo brothers.
  - Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?
  - Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:
    - Drinking beer at a mate's place
    - Drinking beer at the beach
    - Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy
    - Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before going to the beach?
  - Would you eat pineapple on pizza? Would you eat egg on a pizza?
  - How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from Australia to England?
  - How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana travelling at 120km/h?
  - Who are Scott and Charlene?
  - How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?
    - Squirt and spread with finger
    - Sauce injection straight into the middle?
  - If the police raided your home would you:
    - Allow them to rummage through your personal items
    - Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain
    - Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers it personally?
  - Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer the fastest?
  - Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?
  - Thongs are:
    - Skimpy underwear
    - Casual footwear
    - They're called jandals, bro?
  - On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best?
    - 1993
    - 1997
    - 2001
    - 2005
  - What is someone more likely to die of:
    - Red Back Spider
    - Great White Shark
    - Victorian Police Officer
    - King Brown Snake
    - Your missus after a big night
    - Dropbear?
  - How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?
  - Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sanh?
  - Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the latter....
  - Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.
  - Who is current Australian test cricket captain:
    - Ricky Ponting
    - Don Bradman
    - John Howard
    - Makybe Diva?
  - Is it best to take a sick day on:
    - When the cricket's on
    - When the cricket's on
    - When the cricket’s on?
  - What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?
  - What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?
  - What are Budgie smugglers?
  -  - What brand and size of Esky will you be purchasing?
  - Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?
  - A "Hoppoate" is:
    - A breed of kangaroo
    - A kind of Australian "wedgie"
    - A disgraced Rugby League player?
  - What does having a 'chunder' mean?
  - When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any swing set?
  - What does the terminology 'True Blue' mean?\

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